Tell me one thing, who doesn't love a good 'scrotum ripping' story?  They're are simply the best!  Holy cow, can you even imagine?  I know, YOU DON'T WANT TO IMAGINE.  This evil little story and a couple more after the jump.

Careful what you say to your lady, she just may rip your balls off. Here's a fun little story for ya:

Always remember to buckle up...YOUR KIDS. Also, remember if you get pulled over by the cops, you can always blame the kid in the diaper.  Confused yet?  Check out this story.

They say you're only as old as you feel.  Now, how do you feel about being old with herpes. Yes, you're never too old to get herpes.