Samuel L. Jackson was recently on Britain's "The Graham Norton Show" and showed the host just how he'd greet a boy who wanted to take his daughter out on a date.

Needless to say, Jackson's daughter will never have a date.

When asked to recite the speech, as if he was talking to his daughter's suitor, Jackson gave the iconic Ezekial 25:17 speech from "Pulp Fiction".

Guys, if a father ever recites this speech to you, it's safe to say you should just turn around and go home.