It's Satchel from Steel Panther, dude. Click "Read More", watch the video, and learn about what a guitar really is.

Satchel, actually named Russ Parrish, is no stranger to the stage and no stranger to the six-stringed tool of destruction, the electric guitar.

The lead ripper for Steel Panther gives you an overview of his Kramer, in which he gets "paid over $100 a year" to use and endorse.

Judas Priest is getting Steel Panther's support on the upcoming tour in support of Judas Priest's new album Redeemer of Souls.

It's satire; it's funny. Don't take this seriously and enjoy, people.