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The Painman

Midday Mayhem
The Painman is what his forefathers called, “a dirty Irish sumbitch”. With red hair and a heart like a burning cabbage, Painman’s love of music runs deep. He has developed Midday Mayhem completely contrary to what “radio heads” would like, and instead designed it for pure rock fans. From 10:20 Trips, to the sports tickers, rock news, great trivia and more, the Painman takes what used to be a “throwaway” shift on radio and makes it exciting.

Hometown: Bay City, Texas
Born: Houston
Birthday: September 9th
Sign: Virgo…don’t quite understand this whole “sign” stuff
Marital Status: Happily Divorced
Kids: Only 1 that I pay for…her name is Kalei Alexis and is the coolest kid on the planet
Pets: Belle, Boogie, Tyson, Jinks…figure out the kind of animal based on their name
Favorite Band/Artist: That’s like asking a fat man his favorite food
Favorite Song Lyric: Everybody was kung fu fighting
Favorite Concert: Pink Floyd back in the day…Papa Roach most recently
Favorite Local Restaurant: Depends on who is giving me the free meal…this is radio, I don’t get paid jack
Favorite Beer: Coors Light then Keystone Light then FREE
Favorite Shot: Orange Crush primarily but a Donkey Kong is pretty bad ass too!
Favorite TV Show: I’m down with all the crime drama’s
Favorite Baseball Team: New York Yankees
Favorite Football Team: Houston Texans
Favorite Basketball Team: Houston Rockets
Favorite Hockey Team: Dallas Stars
Favorite Soccer Team: Manchester United
Favorite College Team: Any team that beats OU
Favorite Website: kfmx.com – facebook.com – sportsline.com
Nickname Growing Up: Horsefly

Schedule

Su 10:00 am - 2:00 pm

DJs Posts

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Virgin Nerds Can Stay in Parent’s Basement Forever With ‘Boobie Squeezing Simulator’

If you have an Oculus Rift virtual reality headset then you're well on your way to living in your parent's basement for eternity. That is, if you couple that awesome piece of technology with the creepy game called "Boobie Squeezing Simulator".

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Slipknot Reveal New Masks in ‘The Devil in I’ Video

If you've been wondering what the new Slipknot masks will look like, then wonder no more. Slipknot have unveiled their new look in the video for their single, "The Devil in I".

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The Best Patriotic Rock Songs

Whether your soundtrack is for the Memorial Day Weekend, Patriot Day, 4th of July, Veteran's Day or any other patriotic holiday, make sure you include these rock songs. Some may be straight up about America and some more indirectly related to the freedom we enjoy. Regardless, I think this is a great list of songs to get you in the spirit of the holiday.

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Babe Wears GoPro Camera on Head While at the Gym – Bros Rejoice

The GoPro camera has been used to film stunts, concerts, and hunting trips. But this one gal decided to strap a GoPro to her head as she ventured off to the gym (and eventually the shower). This is definitely a point of view that men around the world can appreciate more than milk and cookies.

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Rock Music’s Sexiest Album Covers – The Painman’s Top 15

An album cover can make or break an album. There's nothing like the perfect album cover to put the "Sex" in Sex, Drugs, and Rock-n-Roll. Check out my list of rock's sexiest album covers.

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Best Stripper Songs

Have you ever been to a strip bar and seen a girl on that brass pole gyrating in a way that appeared she was having a seizure? That's because she didn't pick the right song to swing those hips to.

Whether you need the best stripper songs for your occupation or just plain listening pleasure, I hope you have fun with this list.

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The Arkansas Fan That Broke Up With Texas Tech Coach Calls The Painman

Pam Robles became an overnight, viral sensation when she posted, on Reddit, details about her break up with Texas Tech's Kliff Kingsbury. What made it especially funny was that she and the coach had never even met, much less dated.

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Jessica Simpson Featured in the ‘Breast’ Perfume Commercial Ever

Jessica Simpson is apparently releasing a new perfume. With any new product, you must advertise and we think her new commercial is the 'breast' thing ever.

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Breaking Benjamin Announce Their Return on Facebook

Breaking Benjamin have finally broken the silence (somewhat) about their return and they did it on Facebook.

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Indian Band Masterfully Covers Metallica’s ‘Nothing Else Matters’

Kappa TV is to Indian television what MTV was back in the 80s. Music television. Well, during the 3rd season of Music Mojo on Kappa TV, Thaikkudam Bridge masterfully and majestically covered one of the biggest rock songs in history. Metallica's "Nothing Else Matters".

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Morgan Freeman and Jimmy Fallon Talking on Helium

Talking on helium is almost as funny as a fart. Doesn't matter how old you are, everyone laughs at it. On an appearance on The Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon convinced Morgan Freeman to talk while on helium.

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Sleeping With Your Cell Phone Can Be a Fire Hazard

Did you know that you can wake up in a fiery blaze if you sleep with your cell phone? According to KDFW, that's just what happened to one 13-year-old North Texas girl.

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