Smokin’ Poll: What Would Your Theme Song Be?

Let's pretend there's a t.v. show called "Life With (your name here)".  What would be the theme song that opens the show?  Would it be happy or sad, wild or wacky?  More after the jump.

Think about your favorite t.v. show and movies.  More than a few, especially the older ones have a 'theme song' with lyrics and everything.  I personally think that Sons Of Anarchy and True Blood have two of the best theme songs with lyric.  So "What Would Your Theme Song Be".  Answer here!