Smokin’ Poll: What’s The Best Excuse For Not Answering Your Phone?

I recently ported over all my contacts from my old phone to my new one (better yet, I had it done to me).  Well, somehow it brought over all kinds of numbers from Facebook friends and stuff.  The point is, now I have even more people to keep up with when my phone rings (because If I now have their numbers, somewhere along the way they're going to have mine to.  More after the break.

I HATE talking on the phone.  I DO NOT enjoy it at all.  Just like I go "getting" and not "shopping", I use the phone to communicate short messages until I can talk to them in person.  That's it.  On the other hand, there are people who can visit on the phone for hours.  Those are the people I especially avoid.  If I have to switch hands even once because my hand is going numb from talking to you, YOU HAVE TALKED TOO LONG.  So there's my personal problem, I know you all get calls you cannot or do not want to talk.  When you're asked, what excuse do you give for not answering a call. Answer here.