Meet Patton, a SuicideGirl who loves Jason Vorhees, gets hot over nerds and actually had a fan show her a tattoo of her face on his back.

Name: Patton

Age: 24

Location: Ohio

Current crush: Jason Voorhees and Patrick Bateman.

Stats: Big butt/little feet.

Body mods: 7/8ths stretched earlobes, lots of tattoos, even more piercings and bats.

Gets me hot: Nerds, vocabulary, gore, scientific terms, kneecaps and bones rubbing together.

Fantasy: A blue-collar man with a telescope and his & hers matchings reading lamps.

Most humbling moment: Seeing a fan with a tattoo of me on his back.

My diet: Vegetarian.

My kink factor: I’m saving myself for Jesus!

My politics: Smash the state!

My idea of a good time: Stay in and watch old movies on TV.

Into: Art, Broccoli, bats, body piercings, tattoos, halloween, loud music, things that hurt, tight pants, loyalty, lunchboxes, dancing, quantum physics, workaholics, suspension, astral projection, medical supplies, needles, respect, monsters, insomniacs, wormholes, math equations, empathy, gore, mass murderers, machines, alternate dimensions, coupons, anatomy, Tetris, zombies, sharp objects, shiny things, comfy tees and short shorts.

Not into: Nonsense, egos, arrogance, hustlers, skanks, proverbial suffocation, injuring myself while barefoot, grocery shopping, being cold, batteries dying, alarms going off, spilling things, interruptions, pretentious attitudes and cops.

Makes me happy: Picture texts, phone calls, body warmth, cats, boobs, sweet tea, surprises, broccoli, holding hands, kisses on the forehead, oreos and soy milk, getting tucked in, ugg boots, bats and sketchbooks.

Makes me sad: Brooms, iPod running out of power, getting out of bed, burning my hair with my cigarettes, nosebleeds, laundry, icebergs, the ocean
hobbies: reading, painting, singing songs to myself, causing general pandemonium, dancing and being naked.

5 things I can’t live without: Sunglasses, my cats, loud music, fresh Chapstick and my iPod.

I spend most of my free time: Daydreaming, working non-stop, untangling my hair, pulling out eyelashes that stab me in the eye and pretending I’m a princess.

SuicideGirls is a community that celebrates alternative beauty and alternative culture from all over the world. Since 2001, tens of thousands of models have submitted millions of photos to their website hoping to become SuicideGirls.

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