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The RockShow Big One: Risky Business In Real Life

Wes — Fri, 17 Aug 2012 16:07:47 +0000

Do you even remember the plot of “Risky Business”? Basically Tom Cruise turned his families house into a whorehouse in order to raise funds for college. We have a story that’s quite similar, but the funds were strait up to pay the hookers. More after the jump. So in short, don’t rent your house out [...]

The RockShow Big One: Mama's Don't Let Your Babies Go To Whorehouses

Wes — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 15:19:33 +0000

There are certain places you shouldn’t take your baby, for instance the dogfights (hopefully you don’t go to dogfights to begin with). Anyways, get a baby sitter, especially if you’re going to do something illegal. More after the break. I understand wanting to keep your kid close by, but there are times when you two [...]

The RockShow Big One: Shannon Is The Name That Goes Both Ways

Wes — Wed, 04 Jul 2012 15:00:47 +0000

I guess the title to today’s bit is just a little aside, because the story is actually about a theft at a Sam’s Club. Yeppers, Shannon and her TWO lovers decided to visit the local Sam’s club for a jewelry heist. Things did not go to well. More after the jump. Dude, it has to [...]

The RockShow Big One: "I'll Kick Are Your Ass, Right After I Make Potty"

Wes — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 15:00:16 +0000

If you’re going to threaten to “whoop somebody’s ass”, you kind of don’t get to say, ‘right after this”. It really takes all the sting out of the threat to delay that ‘ass whoopin’. For one guy, being mad had to take a backseat to some other urgent personal business. Check it out after the [...]

The RockShow Big One: Always Remember To Pee Before You Commit A Crime

Wes — Mon, 02 Jul 2012 15:32:15 +0000

Welcome to the all new "RockShow Big One". We're going to be highlighting one particular moment of insanity or fun from the morning show. Heck, it may not even be the best of the morning, it's just one we really want you to hear for one reason or another. We want you to hear today's bit because it features a hot tip for all you budding criminals out there. More after the jump.

RockShow: A Piece Of History That Must Not Be Forgotten, The Pooping Bandit & Elmo Hates Jews

Wes — Wed, 27 Jun 2012 15:03:47 +0000

There are certain moments in history that shall never be forgotten. The moon landing, the, well other stuff. I think you know where I’m going with this. We’ve got a goofy moment to share with you after the jump. I think we bring this story up every year, but I think you would too. Check [...]

RockShow Threesome: Off The Rails Again, Space Boobs & Gay Trees

Wes — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 17:55:32 +0000

The RockShow studios are located above a printing place and I’m really starting to wonder if they haven’t been leaking some kind of fumes into our studios in the last few days. Something has gone really goofy. Yeah, the Rock News turned into a real train wreck today. Check out the resulting carnage: There might [...]

RockShow Threesome: Today's Lesson, Everybody Gets To Punch The Bully

Wes — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 15:26:28 +0000

We’ve got some very funny stuff for you today, including a bully getting the sh@t smacked out of him, what to do when your ‘news’ doesn’t come in and So how do you teach a lesson to a bully? Let all his victims smack him! It works in theory, but in school, not so much. [...]

RockShow Threesome: Dick Move In Parking Lot Results In Death

Wes — Mon, 18 Jun 2012 15:10:30 +0000

Some people take things much too seriously. Road rage is a great example. How many times have you heard somebody else say 'that driver almost killed me!" and other exaggerations. Seriously, lighten up a bit, take it easier and we'll all be safer. The same goes for when somebody pulls a dick move on you in a parking lot. Wait for them to go inside and key their car or something, don't start a freakin' brawl! More after the jump.

RockShow Threesome: The KKK Took My Trash Away

Wes — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 15:00:38 +0000

The KKK wants to Klean, Klean, Klean a section of highway. I don't think anybody has a real problem with that, it's probably the fact that you get one of those signs that says "the portion of the highway adopted by the KKK". Anyways, before you sideswipe the haters in hoods, click through and check out the rest of the story:

RockShow Threesome: The Remedy For School Dress Codes Is "Slutty Wednesday"

Wes — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 15:00:23 +0000

There’s always some uptight assh@le schlub out there willing to propose a school dress code. It seems the weak of mind always use this trick to try to stir up a few headlines for their school board campaign. Now students are fighting back. Find out more after the jump. Whenever somebody looks to revise a [...]

RockShow: Woman Displays Scrotum Busting Strength!

Wes — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 15:00:53 +0000

Tell me one thing, who doesn’t love a good ‘scrotum ripping’ story? They’re are simply the best! Holy cow, can you even imagine? I know, YOU DON’T WANT TO IMAGINE. This evil little story and a couple more after the jump. Careful what you say to your lady, she just may rip your balls off. [...]

RockShow Threesome: Get Ready For "Prometheus" By Looking At Charlize Theron Naked

Wes — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 15:21:41 +0000

The big movie this weekend and the new benchmark for sci/fi horror “Prometheus” opens this weekend. Among the big stars is the flawless Charlize Theron. You may not have know it, but she did a little spread for Playboy in 1999. What follows is a discussion on the RockShow that may scar you forever. The [...]

RockShow Threesome: How Not To Kill Someone, The Worst Baby Names And Now You Can Call Someone "Gay".

Wes — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 15:00:57 +0000

The business is murder and the business is OPEN! Sounds dramatic huh? These two numb nuts very rightfully got caught. More after the jump. Right now I’d like to have a debate with this computer over the term “numb nuts”. It insists it’s two words, I go for one and not a damn hyphenate either! [...]

RockShow Threesome: What's The Upside To Ripping A Guys Heart Out (Literally)?

Wes — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:00:59 +0000

Man the drugs keep getting stronger. Or, there’s a chance we’re just hearing some of the horror stories more. Today we’re dealing with an MMA Fighter who pulled a move you usually only see in bad kung fu movies. Details after the break. Drugs are bad, okay? Drugs caused this guy to rip out his [...]

RockShow Threesome: Man Throws Pieces Of His Own Intestines At Cops

Wes — Thu, 31 May 2012 15:00:31 +0000

There are disturbed people. Then there are really disturbed people. There are also people who really like Disturbed but they are not part of this discussion. Imagine you got high or mad enough to cut off pieces of your own body and throw them at cops. More after the break. Carter was serious about not [...]

RockShow Threesome: The Best Way To Deal With "Found Money"

Wes — Tue, 29 May 2012 15:10:39 +0000

Have you ever fantasized about finding a bunch of cash? Are you one of those people who would return it, return it and hope for a reward or keep it? Well if you return it, the reason you probably returned it is you didn't want to screw someone else out of that money. For that reason, you need to take the money to the cops. More after the break.

RockShow Threesome: Drunk Man Caught With Zebra And Jimmy Mac Is Tired Of Sara's Bitching

Wes — Fri, 25 May 2012 15:00:41 +0000

So a cop pulls over a drunk driver and he has a zebra in his car. Yeah, a zebra. More after the jump. It’s a wacky world out there with a ton of crazy people. It’s crazy to drink and drive. It’s even crazier to take your zebra with you: Here’s an update on the [...]

RockShow Threesome: How Many People Pee In The Pool?

Wes — Thu, 24 May 2012 15:02:48 +0000

Man there’s a lot of pee in pools. It ain’t right, but it’s probably not half as bad as the other stuff that’s coming off you when you get in there. Heck, the oceans nothing but a fish toilet (thank you Surf Punks). More after the jump. Okay, what makes this survey interesting, is it’s [...]

RockShow Threesome: Man Uses Entire Town As Driving Range

Wes — Tue, 22 May 2012 15:32:29 +0000

If there’s one thing I know about golfers, it’s that they take their game SERIOUSLY. I also know that many of them like to have a drink or two while they play. Now imagine getting snockered and just going downtown and starting to hit balls at random business, cars, people, and etc. More after the [...]