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RockShow Threesome: Get Ready For “Prometheus” By Looking At Charlize Theron Naked

The big movie this weekend and the new benchmark for sci/fi horror "Prometheus" opens this weekend.  Among the big stars is the flawless Charlize Theron.  You may not have know it, but she did a little spread for Playboy in 1999.  What follows is a discussion on the RockShow that may scar you forever.

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RockShow Threesome: How Not To Kill Someone, The Worst Baby Names And Now You Can Call Someone “Gay”.

The business is murder and the business is OPEN!  Sounds dramatic huh?  These two numb nuts very rightfully got caught.  More after the jump.

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RockShow Threesome: What’s The Upside To Ripping A Guys Heart Out (Literally)?

Man the drugs keep getting stronger.  Or, there's a chance we're just hearing some of the horror stories more.  Today we're dealing with an MMA Fighter who pulled a move you usually only see in bad kung fu movies.  Details after the break.

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RockShow Threesome: Man Throws Pieces Of His Own Intestines At Cops

There are disturbed people. Then there are really disturbed people. There are also people who really like Disturbed but they are not part of this discussion.  Imagine you got high or mad enough to cut off pieces of your own body and throw them at cops.  More after the break.

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RockShow Threesome: The Best Way To Deal With “Found Money”

Have you ever fantasized about finding a bunch of cash?  Are you one of those people who would return it, return it and hope for a reward or keep it?  Well if you return it, the reason you probably returned it is you didn't want to screw someone else out of that money.  For that reason, you need to take the money to the cops.  More after the break.

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RockShow Threesome: Drunk Man Caught With Zebra And Jimmy Mac Is Tired Of Sara’s Bitching

So a cop pulls over a drunk driver and he has a zebra in his car.  Yeah, a zebra.  More after the jump.

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RockShow Threesome: How Many People Pee In The Pool?

Man there's a lot of pee in pools.  It ain't right, but it's probably not half as bad as the other stuff that's coming off you when you get in there.  Heck, the oceans nothing but a fish toilet (thank you Surf Punks).  More after the jump.

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RockShow Threesome: Man Uses Entire Town As Driving Range

If there's one thing I know about golfers, it's that they take their game SERIOUSLY.  I also know that many of them like to have a drink or two while they play.  Now imagine getting snockered and just going downtown and starting to hit balls at random business, cars, people, and etc.  More after the jump.

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RockShow Threesome: Gettin’ Sum Culture With The RockShow

Yeah, I broke out some poetry.  Yes it is beautiful and yes it is also tragic.  Maybe you'll love it.  Maybe you'll hate it.  You will be moved by it. More after the jump.

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RockShow Threesome: The Cops Are Holding Your Drugs In Lost And Found, Come Claim Them

So stoners, you have to come out of your haze every once in a while.  Our story today involves a man who lost a bag of mushrooms and weed.  Now, ordinarily, you might go back and look, but you never, ever call and ask if your drugs have been found.  More after the jump.

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RockShow Threesome: Cellphone And Laptop Users At Risky For Droopy Dog Syndrome

It's funny some people still aren't sold on chiropractors.  For me, chiropractors were really a lifesaver.  It wasn't just the treatments that helped me, but also the advice.  One bit is, if you sit on a big fat wallet all your life it's going to shift your spine...no duh, huh?  Well you don't think about it until someone brings it up.  Now people are at risk of getting 'jowl-y".  Details after the jump.

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RockShow Threesome: Could You Save A Monkey’s Life By Licking His Rear (Repeatedly)?

Man, I guess sometimes you really "got to want it".  A Chinese zoo keeper really wanted to save the life of a monkey.  He went a little bit further than I would.  Hell, if this is what it took for Heathen to live, I'd tell him he was gonna die.  Check out the story after the jump.

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