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You KNOW whether your job is right for you or not. You may be stuck in something a little out of character or you may feel right at home. Your work and life should both reflect who you want to be to some degree.  Heathen want's to be in a group home.  More after the jump.

Who doesn't love those dumb criminal stories?  Today will go down as one of the dumbest.  Click through for this and two more slices of audio apple pie!

I've often wondered about "truck nuts".  There a little harmless, but some of the more detailed ones might leave kids to ask "daddy what's that"?  At the same time, why sexualize them? Why not just say "truck nuts" and more on?   Well, in some areas they don't want to have to explain things like this, it's easier just to arrest people.  More after the jump.

I can understand a nervous robber forgetting to bring a mask, or even a hold up note, but can you imagine one who actually gets the cash, then forgets it.  This guy just lost his membership to the Legion of Doom.  More after the jump.

We had an edition of the "Too Naughty News" involving a guy and a horse last week that was so disgusting, I didn't even bring it up after it was done (or did I?).  Anyways, this story starts out cool and takes a very ugly turn near the end. Click through for a tale of "Facebook Love".

Leave it to the Aussies and the Kiwi's to come up with the ultimate drinking game.  It involves what could be more than a little pain.  Get ready for "Possum" after the break.

Who doesn't love to give the 'middle finger'. It's satisfying to throw it up to some jerks. Other cultures and other places have their own versions of "the bird" and we're about to tell you about them.  More after the jump.

Wanna show off your wiener without getting caught?  Show it to blind folks!  Who looses there?  I guess maybe the few sighted people around the area.  This and MUCH more after the jump.

Would you have sex with a robot?  Who am I kidding, some of you have had sex with chickens (you know who you are).  Anyways, servo-poon is coming your way someday soon.  Details after the jump.

A breakup is a breakup, and there's no telling how much each person got hurt or how far their willing to go to appease their pain.  Well, we have a case today that shows that one person was a little more hurt than the other.  This and more after the jump in the RockShow Threesome:

Did I use up all the good lines in the headline?  No, I think we managed to squeeze out a few more funnies at the expense of Bill Boner.  I wonder if he's "hard" headed?  Do you think he's a working "stiff"?  More, if you can take it, after the jump.

This is one of those questions/headlines that really doesn't need to be answered, but remember, no matter how twisted the RockShow is, we aren't twisted enough to come up with stuff like this.  Nope, this is an actual law that is being debated overseas.  Click through for RockShow Necro-Magical-Fun Time.