dumb criminals

The best part of the surveillance photos is the look this guy has when he's contemplating stuffing a Makita next to his unit.

Trey Cornwell, AKA Discount David Bowie, was busted after he allegedly stole an ambulance.

Everybody talks about how hard it is to be a victim.  What about the thieves out there?  Some of them are getting into very dangerous situations without know it. What? You say they deserve it? We do too!  Find out more after the jump, and SEE a picture of what happened to the thief