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The RockShow Big One: It Sucks To Be John Travolta

Wes — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 14:32:33 +0000

John Travolta has been accused a lot this past year of making indecent proposals, mostly towards masseurs. So, the question is, does he have a thing for his rub down buddies, or do rub down buddies see a chance at any easy check? We report, you decide, or whatever, after the break. John Travolta may [...]

The RockShow Big One: How To Avoid Being Arrested

Wes — Fri, 03 Aug 2012 14:35:35 +0000

The RockShow finds crazy stories everyday (in fact more than we can use). We can tell you from reading these stories that there are TWO ways for a man to avoid being arrested. Now, nothing is for sure, but you will be far less likely to be caught and booked if you follow are instructions. Get the details after the jump.

The RockShow Big One: Man Beats Mom For Giving Him A "Little One"

Wes — Thu, 02 Aug 2012 14:45:49 +0000

There are times that will always crystallize in your mind. Much like your first love, you’ll remember every sight, sound and smell around you. This is one of those moments. You will never forget where you were when you heard ‘it’s NOT okay to kick a baby in the balls”. More after the jump. In [...]

The RockShow Big One: It Sucks To Be You: Chinese Police Edition

Wes — Thu, 26 Jul 2012 15:00:17 +0000

Do to their somewhat ‘closed’ society, the Chinese can be a little oblivious at times. Not more than a month ago we had the story of a Chinese town that thought they had found a two-headed mushroom. It wasn’t. More after the jump. So that “Chinese mushroom” ended up being a latex hoo-ha on one [...]

RockShow Threesome: "Walmart Of Weed" Opens In Washington D.C. [AUDIO]

Wes — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 15:33:07 +0000

It seems like everybody is getting their "smoke on" except us poor Texans. How much more are we going to fight the legalization of weed now that it's LEGAL in Washington D.C.? (you know, where the politicians are). I personally don't like to smoke, but I might sample a cookie or brownie every once in a while to help with minor aches and pains (that's the best excuse I could thing of) if I could. More details after the break.

Was Whitney Houston Killed By Wasps? [AUDIO]

Wes — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 21:00:26 +0000

I love those little pranks that have just a kernel of truth to them. This one was based on the fact that Whitney Houston had indeed died, it was then exaggerated how it happened. This one really shows how dumb some people can be if you give them just a little serving of truth with the lie. More after the jump.

One-Legged Woman Hit By Cars Again [AUDIO]

Wes — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 19:00:03 +0000

It’s another edition of “It Sucks To Be You”. It would suck to be hit by a car. It would suck more to be hit three more times. The only good part of this story is that you’re not in it. More after the jump. The RockShow’s sick sense of humor is on full display [...]

Drunk Driving Demonstration Leads To Drunk Driving Arrest [AUDIO]

Wes — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 19:00:39 +0000

Do you think the title of this blog says it all? Well it doesn’t, because it involves a cop. Yeah, you’d think a cop would know better, but when you’re stinko you don’t always make the best decisions. Find out more after the jump. It’s another edition of the RockShow’s “It Sucks To Be You”. [...]