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RockShow Threesome: How Not To Kill Someone, The Worst Baby Names And Now You Can Call Someone "Gay".

Wes — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 15:00:57 +0000

The business is murder and the business is OPEN! Sounds dramatic huh? These two numb nuts very rightfully got caught. More after the jump. Right now I’d like to have a debate with this computer over the term “numb nuts”. It insists it’s two words, I go for one and not a damn hyphenate either! [...]

RockShow Threesome: Step By Step Instructions On How To "Flip People Off" Around The World

Wes — Fri, 04 May 2012 15:05:57 +0000

Who doesn’t love to give the ‘middle finger’. It’s satisfying to throw it up to some jerks. Other cultures and other places have their own versions of “the bird” and we’re about to tell you about them. More after the jump. In one of today’s “Listomatics” the Heathen spells out in detail just how to [...]

RockShow Threesome: Executed Convict Utters Some Very Intriguing Last Words [AUDIO]

Wes — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 16:08:27 +0000

If you only had a few words to leave the world with, what would they be? Would you say something cool, or would you tell your executioners to go to hell. Recently a convict on his way out muttered some really odd words. More after the jump: Was it the drugs, or was it a [...]

RockShow Threesome: Things You Use That Are MUCH More Expensive Than A Gallon Of Gas [AUDIO]

Wes — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 17:02:33 +0000

I don't know why we focus so much on the price of gas. It seems to me that if we'd pay a little less attention, maybe it wouldn't fluctuate so much. Gas prices going up almost seem like a self-full filling prophecy. It's like the people who sell it expect us to expect it to go crazy from day to day. More after the jump.

What To Do With Those Extra Bras [AUDIO]

Wes — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 19:00:29 +0000

We get lists. Serious lists, silly lists, stupid lists. It’s almost a Dr. Suess list of lists, it’s so ridiculist! The list we have for you today is especially silly. More after the jump. Whoever made this list didn’t even put their name on it, but we present it for you just in case [...]

Heathen Lists "The Weirdest Condoms" [AUDIO]

Wes — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 17:00:15 +0000

Condoms are obviously necessary to spread the transmission of disease and to help plan unwanted pregnancies. It's for those reason that people deal with the ridiculousness of the situation. To stop everything and put a balloon on your business can make for an awkward (but important) few moments. Why anyone would want to make the situation more awkward is beyond me. Details after the jump.

Ways You Are Ruining The Planet [AUDIO]

Wes — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 17:00:18 +0000

I do not agree with this list. In fact, I think this list is total crap. That’s the fun with lists, picking them apart, shredding them, setting them on fire and wiping your rear on them. This is list is especially “wipe worthy”, that’s why I wanted to bring it to you again. More after [...]

Prison Smuggling [VIDEO]

Wes — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 18:09:23 +0000

After the jump check out a RARE AC\DC video. It is both badass and cheesyQ