This is one of the longest setups ever. Since I told the very first Tinkle Talk joke, I planned on catching Rooster with some Silly String. I don't know what it is about that stuff but it really bugs the heck out of him.
I know we have some Jack White fans here and it goes without saying Plant and Led Zeppelin have a rich tradition on FMX. The two teamed up to kick out an obscure track (if any Zeppelin song could really be called "obscure) at Lollapalooza Argentina.
Yes ladies, your man's junk can be confusing. After all, it looks like some of his internal organs are hanging out of his body. There's a lot of stuff there. So, should you pay attention to 'the boys'? Absolutely!
There is a total solar eclipse happening this morning (mostly visible in Norway). It's a pretty cool scientific phenomenon that doesn't require a great deal of intelligence to understand. It's when the moon passes between the sun and the earth. Boom. Done. Then again that doesn't keep some from barking about the moon.
I have seen something similar to this as performed by the infamous Drew Blood of The Pickled Punk Sideshow. Still, he performs for adult audiences. This TV announcer has no idea what is going on. But wait, it gets better.
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