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German Girl Yodels With Breasts In Synch [VIDEO]

Oh, this girl is a playa, fo' sho'! She yodels, bounces her boobs to the tune, then slams a beer. I likey a lot!

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The Best Lighter Thief Meme Every [PIC/NSFW]

Do you have a problem with other folks pocket your lighters? There's always that one guy who tends to hang onto other peoples lighters.  So, yeah, being a lighter thief really is "a thing".  So, I found the best meme every and it's not the one you're seeing on the front page of this post. It's just a tad naughty so I had to use a regular meme on the front and then deliver the WAMMO! when you check out the rest of the blog.

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The Egg McUpgrade [PIX]

I give McDonalds credit for the ultimate food invention: the legendary Egg McMuffin.  There is hardly a better breakfast item you can get anywhere. A while back I had the idea, why not make 'em at home. The results were absolutely outstanding.

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Hey Is That Band Or Guy Coming?

It's tough in the streets for a pimp.  Everybody always wants something. Sometimes it's really random.  We'll go through little streaks where someone somewhere started a rumor and we have to be there to answer the questions.   You'll just be sitting there and out of the blue you'll get a whole bunch of people saying "Is Metallica coming, my friend said Metallica is coming?".  We then have to politely shake our heads, then nicely respond and break their hearts.

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Nature Is Attacking My House! [PIC]

Trumpet plants are one of the best things we have going for us here in West Texas.  We get a lot of green with just a splash of color (usually orange). They seem to do well even when there's not a lot of rain, but really go crazy when they do get some moisture. My question to you guys is simple, are they dangerous?

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What You Could Buy With $70 Million Dollars

Like a lot of people, I have sticker-shock at the thought of a $70 million dollar police station.  Let me back up and say we need a police station, the old one is falling apart.  It just seems like if regular folk were building this, it wouldn't cost us $70 million.  So, what could you buy for $70 million?  I made a list.

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Your Right To Bear Arms Is Cute-I Have A Cannon [PIX]

Whoa there fella!  You think your guns are special?  I have the firepower to shoot a shotput through a house!  Okay, I'm yanking your chain.  I do have a cannon though.

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Rooster Gives Graphic Manscaping Advice [NSFW/VIDEO]

So I was mentioning to Rooster how much I enjoy my bald head (I even wrote a blog about it).  I casually mentioned that I had more hair on my business than on my head. He then launched into a long spiel on how to properly shave your business.  Recognizing internet gold, I stopped him and made him start over.

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I Love My Bald Head

I have thick, curly hair.  It's gray and it starts a little further back than it used to, but I could grow it out and look like a roadie for the Grateful Dead in about three weeks. The main problem is that I get up at 4:08 every morning (random, huh) and I just don't like messing with it.

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Dirt City Showdown Details!

Here's what you need to know about The Dirt City Showdown Car & Bike Show.  First off, we are joining with the Breast Fest BBQ Cookoff which is a statewide sanctioned event.  So, you get to check out awesome rides while that sweet Texas barbeque smell wafts through the air lakeside!

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My Reaction To A $66 Million Dollar Police Station [VIDEO]

Boy this news made me nutty. I rushed in to do this blog. I didn't even notice that I still had toothpaste on my lip. My apologies, I wasn't pretty to start with, so I'm going to go with this first take to preserve the freshness of the thoughts.

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50 Shades Of Grey Trailer [VIDEO]

I guess the ladies want to pretend this is something other than what it is.  What it is, is old school Sin-emax soft core porn.  Whatever, I'm good with that.

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