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The RockShow Big One: The Best Places To Eat Are Strip Bars

Wes — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 14:38:30 +0000

Do you need an excuse to go see some chesty ‘performers’? It turns out the strip bars, tend to have the cleanest kitchens and some of the best food anywhere. More after the jump. It could be that they know they’re under the microscope or that they personally think they have something to prove, but [...]

The RockShow Big One: C.J. The Super Chimp

Wes — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 15:00:34 +0000

This is one of those stories that got better as we added to it. It was just a story of an escaped chimp. Before you know it, the chimp had superpowers and an entire back story. If you like ridiculous, well this is the EXTREME sized portion of it. More after the jump. This is [...]

The RockShow Big One: A Horse Is A Horse Of Course Unless It Says "Suck It"

Wes — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 13:52:21 +0000

Did you know people file down horses teeth? I had no idea. Apparently it doesn’t hurt them or anything, but I really don’t know the point. Maybe the point is that the teeth have no point. Uh…more after the jump. Evidently horse teeth have enough surface area that you can carve stuff into them (just [...]

The RockShow Big One: Giant Nightmarish Amish Pile Up!

Wes — Mon, 16 Jul 2012 17:39:41 +0000

Those Amish just can't hold their liquor now can they? There is so much messin' up going on with this story that it's almost hard to keep up with. Let's just say it ends up with a bunch of buggies in a pile up and one lonely wheel spinning slowly as a witness to the devastation. Details after the jump.

RockShow Big One: Chain Smoking Ape May Be Forced To Quit

Wes — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 17:36:18 +0000

Who doesn’t think a chain-smoking primate is funny? I mean there are the various anti-smoking Nazis’, but give a chimp a butt every now and then. Evidently chain-smoking monkey’s are a hit around the world. Click through for more. You know you’re superior being when your flipping lit cigarette butts at an animal. Okay, that [...]

RockShow: A Piece Of History That Must Not Be Forgotten, The Pooping Bandit & Elmo Hates Jews

Wes — Wed, 27 Jun 2012 15:03:47 +0000

There are certain moments in history that shall never be forgotten. The moon landing, the, well other stuff. I think you know where I’m going with this. We’ve got a goofy moment to share with you after the jump. I think we bring this story up every year, but I think you would too. Check [...]

RockShow Threesome: Drummer Busted For Doing Something That Looks Like Drumming

Wes — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 15:00:14 +0000

Have you ever knocked out a drumbeat on your steering wheel? Chances are if you’re a rocker, you’ve done it more that a few times. One many claims that was just what he was doing and not what he is accused of. Details after the jump. Hey your drumstick looks kind of thick and [...]

RockShow News: Unfortunate Animal News, The Double-Headed Mushroom, And A Sexy Scam

Wes — Thu, 21 Jun 2012 15:08:07 +0000

Man nature sucks! Bad stuff happens in nature. Fortunately some of the creatures out there don’t know they they are being humiliated. That’s about all I’m going to tell you for now. Click through for the fun. This story is the most awesome/hilarious/unfortunate story we’ve heard in a long time. I don’t want to spoil [...]

RockShow Threesome: Dick Move In Parking Lot Results In Death

Wes — Mon, 18 Jun 2012 15:10:30 +0000

Some people take things much too seriously. Road rage is a great example. How many times have you heard somebody else say 'that driver almost killed me!" and other exaggerations. Seriously, lighten up a bit, take it easier and we'll all be safer. The same goes for when somebody pulls a dick move on you in a parking lot. Wait for them to go inside and key their car or something, don't start a freakin' brawl! More after the jump.

RockShow Threesome: A Hole You Shouldn't Finger

Wes — Fri, 15 Jun 2012 16:08:59 +0000

Hey, back off with your nasty thoughts. This is a story about one of our greatest presidents, Mr. Abraham Lincoln. More precisely it’s the story of the first “physician” who came to his aid. More after the jump. Here’s a little tip for you that they didn’t know ‘back in the day”-if you find [...]

RockShow Threesome: The KKK Took My Trash Away

Wes — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 15:00:38 +0000

The KKK wants to Klean, Klean, Klean a section of highway. I don't think anybody has a real problem with that, it's probably the fact that you get one of those signs that says "the portion of the highway adopted by the KKK". Anyways, before you sideswipe the haters in hoods, click through and check out the rest of the story:

RockShow Threesome: The Remedy For School Dress Codes Is "Slutty Wednesday"

Wes — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 15:00:23 +0000

There’s always some uptight assh@le schlub out there willing to propose a school dress code. It seems the weak of mind always use this trick to try to stir up a few headlines for their school board campaign. Now students are fighting back. Find out more after the jump. Whenever somebody looks to revise a [...]

RockShow Threesome: Get Ready For "Prometheus" By Looking At Charlize Theron Naked

Wes — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 15:21:41 +0000

The big movie this weekend and the new benchmark for sci/fi horror “Prometheus” opens this weekend. Among the big stars is the flawless Charlize Theron. You may not have know it, but she did a little spread for Playboy in 1999. What follows is a discussion on the RockShow that may scar you forever. The [...]

RockShow Threesome: How Not To Kill Someone, The Worst Baby Names And Now You Can Call Someone "Gay".

Wes — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 15:00:57 +0000

The business is murder and the business is OPEN! Sounds dramatic huh? These two numb nuts very rightfully got caught. More after the jump. Right now I’d like to have a debate with this computer over the term “numb nuts”. It insists it’s two words, I go for one and not a damn hyphenate either! [...]

RockShow Threesome: The Best Way To Deal With "Found Money"

Wes — Tue, 29 May 2012 15:10:39 +0000

Have you ever fantasized about finding a bunch of cash? Are you one of those people who would return it, return it and hope for a reward or keep it? Well if you return it, the reason you probably returned it is you didn't want to screw someone else out of that money. For that reason, you need to take the money to the cops. More after the break.

RockShow Threesome: What Men Look For When Looking For A One Night Stand

Wes — Mon, 28 May 2012 15:00:50 +0000

There are certain things that you look for when you’re looking for a ‘hookup’. In fact, you may not even know that you are looking for them. You might even want to take this list as ‘tips’ on finding a female that might be interested. More after the break. Looking to hookup? Here’s what you’re [...]

RockShow Threesome: How Many People Pee In The Pool?

Wes — Thu, 24 May 2012 15:02:48 +0000

Man there’s a lot of pee in pools. It ain’t right, but it’s probably not half as bad as the other stuff that’s coming off you when you get in there. Heck, the oceans nothing but a fish toilet (thank you Surf Punks). More after the jump. Okay, what makes this survey interesting, is it’s [...]

RockShow Threesome: Man Uses Entire Town As Driving Range

Wes — Tue, 22 May 2012 15:32:29 +0000

If there’s one thing I know about golfers, it’s that they take their game SERIOUSLY. I also know that many of them like to have a drink or two while they play. Now imagine getting snockered and just going downtown and starting to hit balls at random business, cars, people, and etc. More after the [...]

RockShow Threesome: Heathen Finds His True Life Calling

Wes — Wed, 16 May 2012 15:00:13 +0000

You KNOW whether your job is right for you or not. You may be stuck in something a little out of character or you may feel right at home. Your work and life should both reflect who you want to be to some degree. Heathen want's to be in a group home. More after the jump.

RockShow Threesome: When Is A Woman At The Height Of Her Sexual Appetite?

Wes — Tue, 15 May 2012 15:00:20 +0000

So, when is a woman at the height of her sexual appetite? After you buy here jewelry of course. Hah, that was a joke! Or was it? Click through for more. Women’s Health magazine has narrowed down the peak of a woman’s weekly sexual appetite and Heathen has the story for you. Do you think [...]