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The RockShow BigOne: Weird News Of The Day

Wes — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 18:05:19 +0000

Sometimes a headline is so great, you really can’t say anything else. Heathen had one of those today in the Newshole news. Yes, it’s epic and yes it’s next. So as I was saying, sometimes the headline itself is all you need. Here’s a stunner for you.

The RockShow Big One: Don't Shove Fireworks In Your Rear

Wes — Wed, 01 Aug 2012 15:00:03 +0000

Now some of you are saying 'duh' right now, but remember, this wouldn't be a topic if someone hadn't done it already. Yes we have a boy genius who looked at some firecrackers, looked at his butthole, looked back at the firecrackers and went "wow, these would fit right up there". Yes, he lit them too. The story is after the break.

RockShow: Woman Displays Scrotum Busting Strength!

Wes — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 15:00:53 +0000

Tell me one thing, who doesn’t love a good ‘scrotum ripping’ story? They’re are simply the best! Holy cow, can you even imagine? I know, YOU DON’T WANT TO IMAGINE. This evil little story and a couple more after the jump. Careful what you say to your lady, she just may rip your balls off. [...]

RockShow Threesome: Man Posts Crimes On Facebook Plus CHAINSAW TO THE THROAT!

Wes — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 15:00:08 +0000

Hey what’s worse that putting pictures of your crimes on Facebook? Committing crimes against the POLICE and putting the pictures on Facebook. Yes technology is allowing us a whole new class of dumbass criminals. More after the jump. Don’t put your crimes on Facebook. Also, keep in mind when you flip someone off, you’re [...]

RockShow Threesome: Heathen's Kids Are Filthy Damn Chocolate Faced Liars [AUDIO]

Wes — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 15:00:16 +0000

Kids, they’re cute so we don’t beat them. Seriously, kids are like little miniature savages just waiting for you to turn your back so they can mess stuff up. Heathen’s kids are…uh…heathens. This is a pretty funny story, check it out and two other bonus pieces of RockShow audio after the jump. Heathen’s kids went [...]

Woman Surprises "Tidy" Burglar [AUDIO]

Wes — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 19:00:11 +0000

I don't have to tell you that burglars are creepy. It's got to be on everyones list of fears that they're in the house with some kind of intruder. You just don't know if they want to steal your stuff or put a potato in your butt (you just don't know with these potato butt intruders). Sometimes, if you get lucky, maybe the intruder didn't mean any harm at all. More after the jump.

I'm Not Crazy and That's Why I'm Suing For 900 Trillion Dollars [AUDIO]

Wes — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 15:16:21 +0000

You see the point I’m trying to make with the title of this article is, you can’t prove you’re not crazy by filing a crazy lawsuit. Sorry, but I felt like I had to explain that for some of the crazy people out there. This lady may be ready for a rubber room. How [...]