According to a press release I just received,
"Naked behind a banner that reads, "Clean Your Conscience: Go Vegan! 1 lb. of Meat Equals 6 Months of Showers," two PETA beauties will shower on a sidewalk together in Lubbock to let consumers know that the best thing that they can do to curb Texas' extensive drought is to go vegan."
Personally I'm not making the