I had one of those moments today in the supermarket. You know, where you wished you would have said the right thing at the right time, but didn’t. I really was distracted and didn’t figure out what the chump was talking about until too late. I was just standing there and this guy totally at random said, “I wish I was having lobster for lunch”. I had no idea what he was talking about and I just said “me too”. Then as he was walking away I heard him say “I wonder if my tax dollars are paying for that”. It still didn’t occur to me until I looked up a few minutes later that the television was on the inauguration festivities. More, if you dare, after the jump.