I've mentioned many times before that I'll watch anything with swords in it. I, in fact, end up liking most of it too. "The Eagle" was not so much. You probably remember the t.v. commercials. A Roman soldier and his slave go to find a gold standard (the thing that sits on top of a flag pole) that his fathers troops lost two decades earlier. What made the t.v. commercials interesting was when they ran into the "seal people" (a bunch of people that looked a little like Native Americans but painted head to toe in blue). More after the jump.