Giant Toilet Spider [VIDEO]
Watch were you plant your rear, the "GIANT TOILET SPIDER" is near!  This critter will make a "turtleheader" pop back in!  This will leave you WILLINGLY constipated for a week.  More after the jump.
Man Jailed For Mailing Tarantulas
Snail mail isn't for everyone. According to The Los Angeles Times, a German man has been sentenced to six months in prison after he pleaded guilty to shipping nearly 250 tarantulas by mail to the United States.
A federal prosecutor said 37-year-old Sven Koppler, who must also pay a $4,000 fine, …