stupid criminals

Wacky Robbery Foiled By Restaurant Manager [AUDIO]
Who doesn't like '"stupid criminal" stories?  Nothing is better than a bad deed blowing up in a bad persons face.  We've got a winner of a nutjob in today's story for you.  Click through for details.
Man Puts Romance in His Pants [AUDIO]
Shoplifters are a funny sort. Sometimes shoplifters steal what they need, sometimes it's whats available and sometimes its a whole shopping list. Evidently the shoplifter in this story had a very specific idea of what he needed.
Habitual Paint Huffer Jailed (Again)
You won't believe how many times this guys been arrested, and still he looks happy as hell (it's probably because he has no brain left). Click through to read the story of the tin man.