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The RockShow Big One: Do Not Avoid The Moose In The Road

Wes — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 15:05:42 +0000

My father in law was a truck driver. Some of the best advice he ever gave was 'do not swerve' to avoid an animal in the road. It's sad, but chances are you're not going to miss the animal (there's a high likelihood you can't swerve enough, or they'll swerve the same way). Now, what do you do when that animal is a BIG animal? Well I forgot to ask him about that. More after the jump.

RockShow Threesome: Gettin' Sum Culture With The RockShow

Wes — Tue, 22 May 2012 15:23:15 +0000

Yeah, I broke out some poetry. Yes it is beautiful and yes it is also tragic. Maybe you’ll love it. Maybe you’ll hate it. You will be moved by it. More after the jump. Yes it could have been an ordinary Crimebeat, but the criminals can wait. There is beauty in the air that must [...]

RockShow Threesome: Cellphone And Laptop Users At Risky For Droopy Dog Syndrome

Wes — Fri, 18 May 2012 15:00:59 +0000

It's funny some people still aren't sold on chiropractors. For me, chiropractors were really a lifesaver. It wasn't just the treatments that helped me, but also the advice. One bit is, if you sit on a big fat wallet all your life it's going to shift your spine...no duh, huh? Well you don't think about it until someone brings it up. Now people are at risk of getting 'jowl-y". Details after the jump.

RockShow Threesome: The "Too Naughty News" Takes The Ugliest Turn EVER!

Wes — Tue, 08 May 2012 15:00:08 +0000

We had an edition of the "Too Naughty News" involving a guy and a horse last week that was so disgusting, I didn't even bring it up after it was done (or did I?). Anyways, this story starts out cool and takes a very ugly turn near the end. Click through for a tale of "Facebook Love".

RockShow Threesome: Crazy Sex Devices Are Okay, Identity Theft Is Not [AUDIO]

Wes — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 15:05:38 +0000

In America (we think) it's okay to have your multi-position, f'able sex chairs. But I can tell you from experience, if you want something in life, you got to "own" it. Not own as possess the actually item, but stand up and say "this is who I am and this is what I want". The problem with this guy is not that he wanted two chairs to have sex with, it's that he committed identity theft to get them. Check out the story after the jump.

RockShow Threesome: Easter Bunny Arrested For Drugs, Ugly Woman Punchs Boyfriend And One Testicle Makes A Break For It! [AUDIO]

Wes — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 15:12:10 +0000

Here comes Peter Cottontail, Wobbling down the bunny trail Hippity Hoppitty …jeez is it hot here, I’m feeling woozy Yes kids, the Easter Bunny is just your neighborhood drug dealer. Click through f0r the story plus to other bonus bits of audio you can’t live without. Ever since the movie “Bad Santa” those mall mascots [...]

RockShow Threesome: Vacuums Should Not Be Substituted For Siphons Or Autosucks [AUDIO]

Wes — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 16:00:11 +0000

Oh we have serious fun for you today! We also have serious advice, that may actually help you to not blow yourself up. You see blowing yourself up can be painful and on occasions even deadly. Don’t blow yourself up. Listen to today’s story’s. Electricity and sparks do not mix, or rather they mix all [...]

RockShow Threesome: Why Women Moan During Sex [AUDIO]

Wes — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 15:01:29 +0000

Hey sick puppies! Thanks for visiting this audio catbox full of chunks of our radio doodies! Each day we bring you three big lumps from the show, you might smile, you might learn something or you might be mad you wasted your time. As that dumbass Gump said, "you just never what you're gonna get". So click through and "get some"!

RockShow Threesome: Swedish Man Leaves Doo-Doo Danish On Floor [AUDIO]

Wes — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 17:42:56 +0000

There’s just not a heck of a lot to our first story today. It’s just odd for the sake of being odd. The question is, what would you do if say, your dad, just dropped his pants and took a dump in the middle of Home Depot? Good question, huh? More after the jump. How [...]

RockShow Threesome: Ice Fishing Goes Bad Plus How To Catch A Polar Bear

Wes — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 17:00:46 +0000

The RockShow Threesome is back in one easy to find threefer package. We’ve got three winner pieces of audio today that I think you’ll really enjoy. You ESPECIALLY have to hear the second two. Click through for the RockShow Threesome! Goo raining down from the sky. I don’t know if I’d just wipe it [...]

Robber Tries To Buy Gun Back [AUDIO]

Wes — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 19:00:17 +0000

The story should be subtitled “Cedric the Suckass Criminal”. Cedric tried to pull of a heist but things went very poorly for him. Don’t you just love it when this stuff comes back on the criminal? More after the jump. Cedric broke into a motel room ready to go all gangsta on the inhabitants but [...]

It Sucks To Be Cops [AUDIO]

Wes — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 21:00:02 +0000

How about that adrenaline surge of being a cop. You're chasing down those dirty bird criminals, getting into chases and drawing down on thugs, and sometimes you just think you are. Coming up a story of either cops getting too excited, a robber being too clever or some combination of both. Check it out after the jump.

Man Breaks Up With Wife In The "Wong" Way [AUDIO]

Wes — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:00:51 +0000

The headline to this story is a gutbuster. Just wait for it. I did intentionally write “Wong Way” It’s another edition of “Sucks To Be You” after the jump. I don’t know why people go so psycho for love. There’s other fish in the sea and the fun part is looking at their tails! Okay, [...]

Homemade Guillotine's Are A Bad Idea [AUDIO]

Wes — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 21:00:09 +0000

There’s all kinds of cook stuff you can make at home. The first desktop computer was made in a garage. People have build boats and cars. Let’s not also forget those people experimenting with crazy chemicals. One thing you probably shouldn’t build is a MACHINE OF DEATH. More after the break. What could possibly go [...]

Sexy Time Lands Sheriff In Jail [AUDIO]

Wes — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 19:00:34 +0000

No one is above the law. Especially LAWmen. The Sheriff of Arapahoe County found this out when he tried to make a trade. More after the jump. It’s another edition of the RockShow’s patented “It Sucks To Be You”. Nothing could suck more than being thrown into a jail that you used to throw other [...]

Sexual Harassment Will Not Be Tolerated-Rockshow Threesome 6.15.11 [AUDIO]

Wes — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 15:39:36 +0000

Here’s three more tales from the darkside. Read more after the jump. There are certain terms you don’t expect to hear on the radio, the first story contains one of those. Enjoy all three though so you have a “full” feeling throughout the day. We think this woman may have a sexual harrasment case. Ever [...]

Heathen Upsizes His Boobies,The Devil Song and More-Rockshow Threesome 5.13.11 (AUDIO)

Wes — Fri, 13 May 2011 15:32:28 +0000

Okay gang there’s an ap that let’s you blow up the size of your boobies, to hear that story and see the uncensored pic of Heathen with D cups click through. Also, the song that sends Heathen to hell and a painful extraction are also included. Here’s the story about the ap that grows your [...]

Star Wars Holiday & Bulgarian Fun-Rockshow Threesome 5.10.11 [AUDIO]

Wes — Tue, 10 May 2011 16:15:14 +0000

You know the Rockshow, "fun" is our middle name (actually our middle name is "cksh", but that's not the point). Click through for good times!