Spliff Suicide – Today’s SuicideGirlSpliff Suicide – Today’s SuicideGirlMeet Spliff, a dog walker who enjoys dirty talk, Harry Potter, and smoking pot (in case the name didn’t give it away already).Patrick BatemanPatrick Bateman
Bob Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirlBob Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirlMeet Bob, a SuicideGirl who loves being stuck between a rock and a hard place.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Fernanda — Today’s Suicide GirlFernanda — Today’s Suicide GirlMeet Fernanda, a SuicideGirl who loves Johnny Depp, cigars and seems to have misplaced her virginity.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Ajilee — Today’s SuicideGirlAjilee — Today’s SuicideGirlThis is Ajilee, an omnivore who has curves for miles and is perpetually on vacation.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Cheri — Today’s SuicideGirlCheri — Today’s SuicideGirlMeet Cheri. She loves live music and smoking pot, but not partying.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Diessel — Today’s SuicideGirlDiessel — Today’s SuicideGirlMeet Diessel, a SuicideGirl who is saving herself for Jesus. Until then, she is going to get stoned.Chris IlluminatiChris Illuminati
Buffy — Today’s SuicideGirlBuffy — Today’s SuicideGirlMeet Buffy, she loves her mom’s cooking and a good beard, but then again, who doesn’t?Kat LeeKat Lee
Kieve — Today’s SuicideGirlKieve — Today’s SuicideGirlToday’s SuicideGirl is rainbow-haired Kieve. She’s a Colombian stylist who loves pizza and Batman.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Kentessa — Today’s SuicideGirlKentessa — Today’s SuicideGirlThis is Kentessa, she’s a freelance graphic designer who’s into the whole schoolgirl thing.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors
Satelina — Today’s SuicideGirlSatelina — Today’s SuicideGirlMeet Satelina, a SuicideGirl that gets hot over everything. That’s pretty hot.Chris IlluminatiChris Illuminati
Oro — Today’s SuicideGirlOro — Today’s SuicideGirlMeet Oro, the SuicideGirl whose name is a palindrome. She likes the feel of breasts pressing on her back. (We assume she means someone else’s.)Joe StudentJoe Student
Milloux — Today’s SuicideGirlMilloux — Today’s SuicideGirlMeet Milloux, a self-proclaimed sexual deviant who has a dog named Siouxsie.GuySpeed EditorsGuySpeed Editors