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The Big RockShow Big One: Forget Jaws, This Is The Most Frightening Fish!

Wes — Tue, 10 Jul 2012 15:26:17 +0000

I don’t care for fish much. I occasionally eat ‘em and apparently for that reason, they want revenge. Fish seem to be getting more aggressive and freakish. The fish we’re talking about today targets a very specific part of a mans body and it’s not good. More after the break. The Pacu fish targets a [...]

RockShow Threesome: How Many People Pee In The Pool?

Wes — Thu, 24 May 2012 15:02:48 +0000

Man there’s a lot of pee in pools. It ain’t right, but it’s probably not half as bad as the other stuff that’s coming off you when you get in there. Heck, the oceans nothing but a fish toilet (thank you Surf Punks). More after the jump. Okay, what makes this survey interesting, is it’s [...]

RockShow Threesome: The Cops Are Holding Your Drugs In Lost And Found, Come Claim Them

Wes — Mon, 21 May 2012 13:04:25 +0000

So stoners, you have to come out of your haze every once in a while. Our story today involves a man who lost a bag of mushrooms and weed. Now, ordinarily, you might go back and look, but you never, ever call and ask if your drugs have been found. More after the jump. Our [...]

RockShow Threesome: Could You Save A Monkey's Life By Licking His Rear (Repeatedly)?

Wes — Thu, 17 May 2012 15:00:53 +0000

Man, I guess sometimes you really “got to want it”. A Chinese zoo keeper really wanted to save the life of a monkey. He went a little bit further than I would. Hell, if this is what it took for Heathen to live, I’d tell him he was gonna die. Check out the story after [...]

RockShow Threesome: The Dangers Of Eating Sushi Include Butt Worms

Wes — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 15:00:35 +0000

I taught myself to like sushi. Now that I like sushi comes the “threats” that come with eating sushi. You could literally eat yourself retarded or end up with a giant worm coming out of one or more of your holes. More after the jump. Sushi is one cold food that’s on the ‘hot seat’ [...]

RockShow Threesome: Man Wearing Sombrero And Boxing Glove Attacks Cop Car [AUDIO]

Wes — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 15:00:59 +0000

Trust me, I have the urge to just go “loony-tunes” all the time. I haven’t had a true psychotic break yet, but I’m sure it’s coming. When I do go nuts, I hope I have a cool hat to put on. More after the jump. Sometimes the nuts make it easy on the cops. In [...]

RockShow Threesome: Swedish Man Leaves Doo-Doo Danish On Floor [AUDIO]

Wes — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 17:42:56 +0000

There’s just not a heck of a lot to our first story today. It’s just odd for the sake of being odd. The question is, what would you do if say, your dad, just dropped his pants and took a dump in the middle of Home Depot? Good question, huh? More after the jump. How [...]

RockShow Threesome: Executed Convict Utters Some Very Intriguing Last Words [AUDIO]

Wes — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 16:08:27 +0000

If you only had a few words to leave the world with, what would they be? Would you say something cool, or would you tell your executioners to go to hell. Recently a convict on his way out muttered some really odd words. More after the jump: Was it the drugs, or was it a [...]

RockShow Threesome: Was A Windsurfer Attacked By "The Kraken"? [AUDIO]

Wes — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 16:00:11 +0000

So you’re all alone in the middle of the sea. You might expect nothingness, you might expect sharks, but should you expect “The Kraken”? As you might know from the popular saying, “the Kraken don’t play”, so you have to watch out. More details and more fun after the jump. So our first story today [...]

Heathen Gets His Turn As "Worst Dad Ever" [AUDIO]

Wes — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 16:00:45 +0000

Okay, truth be told, this could have happened to anyone. As a matter of fact, something similar has probably happened to you or someone you love. It’s just Heathen’s “Turn” to look like a complete assh@le. More after the jump. Lots of parents miss a truly “special” or even “horrible” moment in their kids lives. [...]

Why Getting Kicked In The Junk Is The Worst [AUDIO]

Wes — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 19:00:02 +0000

It’s another edition of “Things You Can’t Unhear”. This time Heathen takes you through the actual physical, chemical and emotional results of being kicked in the junk! Yes, it’s another ball-kicking report with the RockShow. Check it out after the jump. It probably doesn’t matter why it hurts to be kicked in the grapes, just [...]

You May Be Eating Your Own Doodie! [AUDIO]

Wes — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 17:00:13 +0000

Among the many things I’d like to learn: how to avoid eating my own doodie. Does that sound like a good idea to you too? If it’s high on your list of priorities, you may want to click through and hear what Heathen has to say. There are many things you do each day that [...]

Man Gets Very Special Obituary [AUDIO]

Wes — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 18:00:23 +0000

What will you be known for? Will it be achievements, your love of family or something else. We have a pretty weird “something else” for the guy in our story. So, are you still wondering why the picture and the story title don’t seem to quite match up? I think I’ve kept you in suspense [...]

Guess How Much Bacteria You're Carrying Around Right Now? [AUDIO]

Wes — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 22:00:13 +0000

This is just plain nasty, and there’s not a dang thing you can do about it. Enjoy after the jump you filthy animal. The bit is called “Things You Can’t Unhear” and today it lives up to it’s name. We’re pretty sure you’ll be quoting this particular bit in the future. Check it out. Now, [...]

The Rich Get Disgustingly Richer [AUDIO]

Wes — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 22:00:19 +0000

Do you think life is even marginally fair? What do you think about all those prayers from people who NEED to win the lottery in order to keep eating. Wait until you hear the story on the other side. It seems to me (although it makes me sound like a socialist) that the biggest problem [...]

Bachmann-German For "Dumbass" [AUDIO]

Wes — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 14:15:54 +0000

Welcome to the RockShow Threesome. We have fun from all four corners of the globe, which begs the question, “how can a globe have corners”? Now we’re just confused. Please listen to our morning doodies. Just like you’re personal business, we recommend you do a #1 and a #2 today. Only do #3 if you’re [...]

Man Has Sex With His 1000 Car-Rockshow Threesome 5.24.11 [AUDIO]

Wes — Tue, 24 May 2011 14:54:27 +0000

Well we have a bit of everything here, don’t we? A man who has sex with cars, a man looking to have sex with random men, and an alarm clock that needs an exorcist. Enjoy some damn fine listening with the Rockshow after the jump. Man gets it on with cars. The wrong way to [...]

Beer Talk – Rockshow Threesome 5.6.11 [AUDIO]

Wes — Fri, 06 May 2011 15:27:23 +0000

There was something in the air today and it wasn't just those combo burritos. There's three bits of golden audio magic you can put in your ears after the jump.

Mothers Day Surprise-Rockshow Threesome 5.5.11 [AUDIO]

Wes — Thu, 05 May 2011 14:48:49 +0000

Sometimes we go back and get this audio for you and think, man that's some sick stuff! Today was one of those days. Enjoy some audio from the Rockshow.

Short Penis Syndrome-Rockshow Threesome 4.29.11 [AUDIO]

Wes — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 15:36:55 +0000

I hope you realize the sacrifices I make for you. In order to find the funny graphic, I had to type "short penis" into a search engine. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY DON'T EVER TRY THAT YOURSELF. Hear the story after the jump.