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Make Your Own Pony Who Rocks! [VIDEO]

Wes — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 17:21:48 +0000

Okay, this may be the next big “thing” on the internet. Dress your pony up, pick the music, then BOOM! You have a dancing pony! Sorry, that they think of as “rock” is Europes “The Final Countdown”, but hey, it’s better than whatever weird ballad they’re using for the “pop” pony. Check out my pony [...]

The Newest Internet Sensation: One Pound Fish! [VIDEO]

Wes — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 13:32:12 +0000

Okay, I guess YouTube can make ANYONE a star. This fishmonger has nearly SEVEN MILLION HITS! Oh wait, that's just for the original video. The one that is produced has over EIGHT MILLION HITS! That means bookings on the newchannels and late night t.v. shows are right around the corner. I almost hate to bring this one to you, but it's just a matter of time before you friends ask you if you heard the "One Pound Fish" song. More after the jump.

'Quirkology' Creates Eye-Boggling Illusions With Forced Perspective [VIDEO]

Kyle Dowling — Wed, 26 Dec 2012 12:30:21 +0000

Yet another reminder that things are not always as they appear. Provided by YouTube user Quirkology, this video follows Richard Wiseman (a man with an immense love for all things quirky) as he moves about a room, showing us that there’s more here than meets the eye. Having watched it a few times over we can [...]

Stone Cold E.T. Might Be The Best Drive Thru Video Ever

Wes — Mon, 29 Oct 2012 10:00:49 +0000

A friend sent me this video and I just can’t shake it. It’s just such a bizarre combination of things that it eats away at your brain. I’m about to infect you too, with Stone Cold E.T. at the drive through. Whoever this guy is, he has “Stone Cold Steve Austin’s” voice and persona DOWN. [...]

FedEx Delivers The Metal!

Wes — Fri, 03 Aug 2012 14:52:56 +0000

FedEx has a new commercial that really hits home. As you will find out (eventually), those menacing supposedly devil-worshiping metal heads that we all love are really just nice guys off stage. This new FedEx commercial tells the tale of a metal band that is just not 'metal' enough for their manager. Check out this band that's a big mashup of Kiss/Slipknot and any Norwegian black metal band you think of. Check it out after the jump.

The Best Weather Forecast You Will Ever See

Wes — Mon, 02 Jul 2012 12:15:06 +0000

Do you think some of our local weathermen are a little nutty? They aren't as nutty as this guy. This guy, in fact, is as nutty as an elephant turd (and that's really nutty!). Watch as this guy delivers the craziest weather forecast you've ever seen, and never once does he let on that it's a joke. At least we hope it's a joke. Check it out after the jump.

See The Muppets Rock Scenes From "Pulp Fiction"

Wes — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 11:25:20 +0000

I think it’s pretty safe to say that this is the best thing you’ll see this week. It’s an animated version of “the Muppets” doing Pulp Fiction. It’s even bleeped so you can share it at work. There are some graphic parts however and and especially annoying Muppet gets his head blown off. Enjoy “Puppet [...]

"Rock Of Ages" As Directed By David Lynch

Wes — Mon, 18 Jun 2012 15:18:29 +0000

How many of you ran right out and saw "Rock Of Ages". Good. I would have personally came to your house and kicked you in the nuts for even wanting to see it. Even as cheeseball as it looks it pulled in $15,000,000 opening weekend (I think that's enough to pay the monkey's salary). So how do you take a hunk of cheese like this and make it better? We'll have the answer after the jump.

Wanna Know What It Would Be Like To Talk To Mr. Rogers On Acid?

Wes — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 15:18:49 +0000

Don't believe any of the bad things you've ever heard about Mr. Rogers, he was a very sweet man. Even the picture you will occasionally see on the internet of him giving the middle finger, is actually a picture of him counting taken out of context. Anyways, you WILL watch the attached video more than once. I'm up to five times. Click through.

Don't Be An Idiot, Idiot

Wes — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 18:33:10 +0000

I can’t find the picture, but I’ve got to pass this story along to you in a blog anyway. This is EVERYTHING that is wrong with the internet and people in general. You have to read this story-ESPECIALLY IF I TURN UP MISSING OR BEATEN! More after the jump. So this guy post this “christian [...]

"Hey, Pass Me A Beer" Stunt Video is Greatest of All Time [VIDEO]

Heathen — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 16:00:50 +0000

By now most of you have seen the stunt videos of guys making really cool beer pong shots, or basketball shots etc. But most importantly of all times ever is the newest stunt video.

Titanic In Super 3D With Motion Feel Technology [VIDEO]

Wes — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 21:58:11 +0000

How do you feel about old movies being “upgraded”. Personally, I wish they’d leave ‘em the hell alone. Then again, I’ve never seen Titanic, and I will never see Titanic, unless it includes stormtroopers and giant squid. Wait, “Titanic in super 3d with motion feel technology’ does feature stormtroopers and giant squid? Wow-ee! Click through [...]

Super Dingo Versus The Pirates Is The Greatest WTF Short Ever [VIDEO]

Wes — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 17:13:53 +0000

Man I don’t even know how to describe this particular video? Hmm, it’s a short film with a weird hero and an even weirder team of backups. There’s also one very pretty girl named Kelly. For some reason this team of I guess “superheros” has to go fight pirates. Ohhh and it’s badly lip-synched on [...]

Cat Uses Lightsabers to Fight Off 'the Dog Side'

Deanna Hart — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 17:00:03 +0000

It’s Monday, and taking that into consideration, we thought it would be awesome to start the week with a cat video. Not the usual for this website, but it’s time to think outside the litter box. Also, we’ve been holding onto that joke for seven months. This feline has balls (figuratively and potentially literally since [...]

'Vagine Cuisine' Is An Acquired Taste

Patrick Bateman — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 01:49:17 +0000

Most men think going down on a woman stinks. Literally. But, according to this commercial for a new groundbreaking product, “Going downtown has never been tastier.” The revolutionary new pill is designed to alter the taste of a woman’s downstairs parts to mimic those of foods men enjoy most. So far, it only comes in [...]

Watch Vince Neil's New Strip Club Commercial

Amy Sciarretto — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 12:43:41 +0000

Vince Neil of Motley Crue is a busy man, as he is anticipating ‘The Tour‘ with KISS, which is set to kick off this summer. But the singer is also preparing for the grand opening of his latest business venture, which is the Girls, Girls, Girls strip club in Las Vegas. If there is one thing Neil knows about, it’s strip joints. He filmed a spot promoting the establishment and in the commercial, he admits to being an equal opportunity lover, er, boss, of the girls.

Is This Pizza Ordering Fridge Magnet Real Life?

Patrick Bateman — Thu, 29 Mar 2012 23:39:25 +0000

The levels of laziness are reaching all-time ridiculous highs, not just her in the US but across the globe. First, the Tacocopter, then the dude who sawed off his foot to continue claiming unemployment benefits, now this.

What Is The Proper Way To Say "Cheese Dick" On The Radio? [AUDIO]

Wes — Thu, 29 Mar 2012 17:03:17 +0000

We love improvising, but we try to keep it to a minimum. The problem with improvising is it can be quite hilarious or excruciatingly cumbersome. I think this little conversation just flies by. It's a question of what you can say on the radio and when. What it actually boils down to though is "how you say it". Now, you may have preconceived notions of what "cheese dick" means, but please let us entertain you with other options after the jump.

'Bottle Poppaz' Follows Scottsdale's Funniest Club Promoters

Patrick Bateman — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 22:00:29 +0000

Scottsdale, Arizona is the spring training home for teams like the Giants, Rockies, and Diamondbacks, but it’s also been called, “a desert version of Miami’s South Beach” by the New York Times. With a booming nightlife comes the need to promote its numerous bars & clubs. Enter Troy and Marcus, two ‘average club promoters on [...]

Join 'The Hunger Games' With This Handy Name Generator

Don Deane — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 15:56:14 +0000

By now, you’ve no doubt given yourselves a sloth name and a blues name. (Our are “Fluff the Procrastinating Wookie” and “Old Bad Boy Dupree,” respectively.) Well, now’s your chance to get a moniker worthy of a Panem resident with this handy ‘Hunger Games’ name generator.