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Super Dingo Versus The Pirates Is The Greatest WTF Short Ever [VIDEO]

Man I don't even know how to describe this particular video?  Hmm, it's a short film with a weird hero and an even weirder team of backups.  There's also one very pretty girl named Kelly.  For some reason this team of I guess "superheros" has to go fight pirates.  Ohhh and it's badly lip-synched on purpose.  More after the jump.

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Cat Uses Lightsabers to Fight Off ‘the Dog Side’

It’s Monday, and taking that into consideration, we thought it would be awesome to start the week with a cat video. Not the usual for this website, but it’s time to think outside the litter box. Also, we’ve been holding onto that joke for seven months. 

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‘Vagine Cuisine’ Is An Acquired Taste

Most men think going down on a woman stinks. Literally. But, according to this commercial for a new groundbreaking product, “Going downtown has never been tastier.”

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Watch Vince Neil’s New Strip Club Commercial

Vince Neil of Motley Crue is a busy man, as he is anticipating ‘The Tour‘ with KISS, which is set to kick off this summer. But the singer is also preparing for the grand opening of his latest business venture, which is the Girls, Girls, Girls strip club in Las Vegas. If there is one thing Neil knows about, it’s strip joints. He filmed a spot promoting the establishment and in the commercial, he admits to being an equal opportunity lover, er, boss, of the girls.

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Is This Pizza Ordering Fridge Magnet Real Life?

The levels of laziness are reaching all-time ridiculous highs, not just her in the US but across the globe. First, the Tacocopter, then the dude who sawed off his foot to continue claiming unemployment benefits, now this.

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What Is The Proper Way To Say “Cheese Dick” On The Radio? [AUDIO]

We love improvising, but we try to keep it to a minimum. The problem with improvising is it can be quite hilarious or excruciatingly cumbersome.  I think this little conversation just flies by.  It's a question of what you can say on the radio and when.  What it actually boils down to though is "how you say it".  Now, you may have preconceived notions of what "cheese dick" means, but please let us entertain you with other options after the jump.

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‘Bottle Poppaz’ Follows Scottsdale’s Funniest Club Promoters

Scottsdale, Arizona is the spring training home for teams like the Giants, Rockies, and Diamondbacks, but it’s also been called, “a desert version of Miami’s South Beach” by the New York Times. 

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Join ‘The Hunger Games’ With This Handy Name Generator

By now, you’ve no doubt given yourselves a sloth name and a blues name. (Our are “Fluff the Procrastinating Wookie” and “Old Bad Boy Dupree,” respectively.) Well, now’s your chance to get a moniker worthy of a Panem resident with this handy ‘Hunger Games’ name generator.

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‘Boxing With The Devil’ Puts David Lee Roth at Your Fingertips

You know what you need? A box with a big button on the top that plays David Lee Roth vocal samples when you press it. Obviously, you didn’t know you needed this until just now when we told you, but you didn’t know you needed an iPhone either.

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Candice Swanepoel & Erin Heatherton Take Very Sexy On Tour

It’s hard to believe that the sexy Victoria’s Secret Angels have to go on tour to promote the company’s “Very Sexy” fragrance, but we’re not complaining. 

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Facts And Chicks Makes Learning So Much Easier [PIX]

We could never sit still or shut up in school.  Maybe if teachers took a hint from Facts and Chicks we would have loved school.

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Drag Queens Endorse Chick-fil-A [VIDEO]

Yes Chick-fil-A's are uber-right wing.  In case you haven't noticed, they haven't been open on Sundays since their invention in 1946. That's cool with us, do your thing Chick-fil-A.  They have been accuse of having an "anti-gay" agenda and or donating to groups that are anti-gay.  The waters are real murky at that point, even if you check it out on Snopes. All of this really doesn't matter that much to us, what matters is three "Divas" are signing the praises of chicken and waffle fries.  Check it out after the jump.

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