too naughty news

Hey sick puppies!  Thanks for visiting this audio catbox full of chunks of our radio doodies!  Each day we bring you three big lumps from the show, you might smile, you might learn something or you might be mad you wasted your time.  As that dumbass Gump said, "you just never what you're gonna get".  So click through and "get some"!

So, what do you think this story is about?  Do you think it's about sea mammal abuse, or personal abuse.  Well I'll give you a second to make up your mind.  Okay, now click through.

You can't even prepare yourself for this story. A man has his cell phone stolen.  The man agrees to do something to get it back, and the rest you have to hear. This is one for the record books.  More after the jump.

What could a woman do that's so awesome and still get arrested?  Well in this particular case I'm just going to tease you into you listen to the report.  Let your mind run wild then click through for the story.

Those pretty panties can be pretty uncomfortable. Apparently that's why your date may have them stashed for the old switcheroo later on.  Heathen has the story for you.

Of course gay people are going to get divorced as well as married. All they ever wanted was to be treated like everybody else. Well everybody else has a high divorce rate, so why not gays?  Heathen has some questions about the process though.

We now start each days weird stories with "The Too Naughty News" at about 5:50.  You see, before 6:00 a.m. we can do pretty much anything we want to (within reason).  So, we reserved the really gross or really sexual or really demented stuff for that time.  With that said, proceed with caution to the next page for the "Too Naughty News".