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Imagine this, you get a tattoo and that tattoo vibrates when you're cell phone rings.  Freaky? The future? Or is it just WTF?  The technology has been patented.  This and more jokerific jokey mcjokes after the jump.

We don't know if we were being scammed or not, but we got an email from a guy who wanted to be president.  We're not sure what his deal was because he couldn't write comprehensible sentence.  This seems like the PERFECT candidate for the RockShow to get behind. Details after the jump.

Want to know how rich Romney is?  The best way is to compare it with what you make. Whether you like him or not, be prepared to be disgusted at the difference in amounts.  More details after the jump.