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The RockShow Big One: Politics Aside, Which Presidential Candidate Could You Beat Up?

Wes — Fri, 27 Jul 2012 15:00:00 +0000

Okay, FORGET politics. We're talking only about the politicians. Let's set it up this way. You walk out of club into a dark alley, you look one way and President Obama has his fists up, so you look the other way and Mitt Romney has his fists up, which way do you go? More after the jump.

The RockShow Big One: A Truly Great Anti-Gun Control Story

Wes — Fri, 06 Jul 2012 15:00:37 +0000

Isn’t it great when the bad guys get whats coming to them? Unfortunately it’s usually not as great as it is in the movies, except with today’s story. We’re about to tell you about one kid that you don’t want to draw down on. This one is awesome, click through. One of the best rules [...]

RockShow Threesome: What Men Look For When Looking For A One Night Stand

Wes — Mon, 28 May 2012 15:00:50 +0000

There are certain things that you look for when you’re looking for a ‘hookup’. In fact, you may not even know that you are looking for them. You might even want to take this list as ‘tips’ on finding a female that might be interested. More after the break. Looking to hookup? Here’s what you’re [...]

RockShow Threesome: Gettin' Sum Culture With The RockShow

Wes — Tue, 22 May 2012 15:23:15 +0000

Yeah, I broke out some poetry. Yes it is beautiful and yes it is also tragic. Maybe you’ll love it. Maybe you’ll hate it. You will be moved by it. More after the jump. Yes it could have been an ordinary Crimebeat, but the criminals can wait. There is beauty in the air that must [...]

RockShow Threesome: Vacuums Should Not Be Substituted For Siphons Or Autosucks [AUDIO]

Wes — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 16:00:11 +0000

Oh we have serious fun for you today! We also have serious advice, that may actually help you to not blow yourself up. You see blowing yourself up can be painful and on occasions even deadly. Don’t blow yourself up. Listen to today’s story’s. Electricity and sparks do not mix, or rather they mix all [...]

RockShow Threesome: Who's Face Would You Like To Wipe Your Rear With? [AUDIO]

Wes — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 16:00:43 +0000

Okay, I know some of you are hoping for pictures of ex-husbands and ex-wives, but think a little more global and a little more historical. Even better, think a little more creative. There’s a new toilet paper coming out guaranteed to bring out the creative side of wiping your chili maker! This story is like [...]

RockShow Threesome: Would You Get A Vibrating Tattoo? [AUDIO]

Wes — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 16:00:11 +0000

Imagine this, you get a tattoo and that tattoo vibrates when you’re cell phone rings. Freaky? The future? Or is it just WTF? The technology has been patented. This and more jokerific jokey mcjokes after the jump. Excuse me, you’re devil skull is ringing. You could actually be hearing that it you choose to get [...]

RockShow Threesome: The Hottest New Game Is Pizza Roulette! [AUDIO]

Wes — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 15:05:32 +0000

Who doesn’t love the concept of “Pizza Roulette”? Everybody gets a slice, but one slice has been “tainted”. Now I suppose you could taint it with just about anything, but you want something that will get a reaction. A New Zealand Pizza place has the answer after the jump! Get yourself some hungry friends, get [...]

RockShow Threesome: Women Hit And Run Mobility Scooter Victim [AUDIO]

Wes — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 17:00:01 +0000

How do you not know that a mobility scooter is bearing down on you? Even more so, how do you let this 4 mile per hour beast plow your ass down? We’ve got that story, plus kids say the darnedest things about their dads weiners and more after the jump. This one just flabbergasts me. [...]

Man Can Now Scratch "Car Chase" Off His Bucket List [AUDIO]

Wes — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 21:00:22 +0000

I guess the concept of a "bucket list" is pretty widespread now. There are a lot of people thinking about the things they'd like to do before they "kick the bucket". For me, I'd just like to see the beach again, for others the list is as long as your arm. John Hughes had a very specific item on his list and you'll find out more about it after the jump.

64 Old Threatens to Bust a Cap On Prowler [AUDIO]

Wes — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 19:00:30 +0000

Old people are funny. They are also incredibly dangerous. In today’s story we have one fed up and freaked out old lady ready to spill a little blood. It’s another edition of “You Kick Ass”. On today’s edition we have a 64 year old woman threatening to install a little ventilation into a neighborhood [...]

Lisa Rinna Kicks Ass [AUDIO]

Wes — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 17:00:09 +0000

Lisa Rinna is my kryptonite. This woman makes me weak at the knees. She is hot and she loves pleasing her man. Now she’s writing a book about sex. I’d like to teach her the New Deal Jackhammer. More after the jump. Lisa Rinna has fake lips, fake boobs and I DON’T GIVE A SH!T! [...]

The Most Kickass Old Guy Ever-Rockshow Threesome 5.25.11 [AUDIO]

Wes — Wed, 25 May 2011 10:52:22 +0000

What kind of old person do you want to be? Do you want to be the guy with the cane that shakes his fist at kids on his lawn, or do you want to be the one that dances at your grand daughters wedding reception? Read more after the break. Ken is old, but he [...]

Short Penis Syndrome-Rockshow Threesome 4.29.11 [AUDIO]

Wes — Fri, 29 Apr 2011 15:36:55 +0000

I hope you realize the sacrifices I make for you. In order to find the funny graphic, I had to type "short penis" into a search engine. FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY DON'T EVER TRY THAT YOURSELF. Hear the story after the jump.