you sir are an assh@le

This Story Is Chock Full Of Assh@les [AUDIO]
It's another stellar edition of the RockShow's "You Sir Are An Assh@le".  In this particular story you can have your choice of assh@les.  It's a world of assh@le possibilities as it were.  Click through for more details.
Little German Lawyer [AUDIO]
Geez this was a hard one to title.  I don't want you guys to miss out of the 'big' surprise in the story.  Let's just say anytime any lawyer looks bad we're interested, but this particular case is a little wrong.  More after the jump.