Taylor Swift will be appearing in Lubbock on October 14th.  Swift will not be naked and will not pick a random guy like you out of the audience to go home with.  Instead she will sing psuedo-country songs for teenage girls.  That's it.  If you agree to accompany your girlfriend to this concert, I hope she puts your nuts in a safe place until you're ready to get them back.  Ream more after the break.

Swift is often cited as one of the "Disney types" that's ruining country music.  My question, what's to ruin?  It's all sounded like watered down Eagles records since the 80's.

Anyways if you want to see a skinny teenager change costumes for about $100 an hour, then enjoy yourself.  For $20 you can see some curvy females take it ALL off at Jaguars.