Some of you are so entrenched in your beliefs that you won't even admit when your candidate is acting shady. For you, go ahead and go away now. For those of you with an open mind, check this b.s. out.

*You open a letter.

*You see it's made out on check paper.

*You think, "Who-hoo! $45!"

*You look closer and it's from a Presidential candidate.

*You think, "Hey, they can't pay me for my vote".

*You look closer and notice the check is made out FROM you, TO a Presidential candidate.

* You think, "what a dick!".  

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Yeah, looking back on it, it's obvious what it is. Just another scam. Not different than somebody trying to sell you windows or a subscription to the sponge of the month club.  For me, it matters how I get mine. I wouldn't want this or Cruz's fake "Voter Report Card" b.s. on my list if I won.

Here's what the whole mailer looks like once it's unfolded (and yes it's initially folded so all you see is the check):

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