I was always taught not to play with my food!

But that wasn’t the case for 56-year-old Charles Ransier of New Braunfels. Ransier was recently sentenced to life in prison. He was what courts consider a habitual felon.

Ransier is a very odd guy, in 2015 he was found sitting next to his truck high as a kite, and when troopers searched his vehicle they found a swimsuit laying out along with baby oil, a syringe full of meth, balloons, dolls, candy, children’s clothing duct tape, Extenze, pills, rope, Viagra, and a cooler full of frozen cucumber.

That alone makes me wonder what was really going on.

Ransier had previously been convicted in 2014 and the Comal County DA sums it up best:

“…authorities were called to baseball fields in New Braunfels and found Ransier, clad only in women's stockings, "engaging in a deviant sex act" with a vegetable.”

Oh, but it doesn’t stop there. In 2012, he was found naked along a road and told officers that he had been engaged in certain activities involving a squash.

You are what you…Oh never mind!