That Wind Blew So Hard In Lubbock That…..

Are you ready to write some comedy again?  You guys did such a great job last time that I'll be bringing "More Signs You Live In Lubbock" back, but first we have a new topic to deal with.

So here we go.

The wind blew so hard in Lubbock

...that the politicians were jealous of all the hot air.

...that we have reached the day when pigs can fly.

...the Loop folded over into a figure eight.

....the airport is now tracking fly overs of trampolines.

...you can whistle just by sticking out your tongue.

...the mall is now out somewhere on 98th.

...when you talk, they can hear you in Arkansas.

...kites are now a usable form of transportation.

...everyone at the Tech Wind center graduated 3 years early.

...you can fart and they smell it across town.

I'll be you guys can top these!  Bring them on!