The snake is an innocent victim in this story. We think it's alright though. Check out this VERY funny story.

This comes from our "too weird to classify" file.  A man and woman get into a fight.  They can't find any weapons, so they use a pet venomous snake on each other. The results are both mixed and disgusting.  Wait to you hear this one, you'll retell it all day.  Check it out: