What's scarier than a clown?  What's scarier than a shark?  Yeah, I guess I gave it away, it's a "Clown Shark".  I don't even know how I found this bit of silliness but now I have to show it to you.

Clown Sharks are land animals that live in highly wooded areas.  Their primary diet is people.  Okay, I can't go on.  I was making all that stuff up.  Just enjoy the Clown Shark.