The Grossest, Most Repugnant Story And Video I Could Think Of [VIDEO]
So the corporate guys want me to do videos. Well, I'm going to set the bar real low here and tell a really gross story. I don't want to give too much away but it involves a doody. Yes, doody as in doody. I'm warning you right now, don't watch this video.
This is a story about how when you have to go to the bathroom, you go to the bathroom. You do not wait, you do not pass go. You head to the head and take care of business. As you will find out, I had my reasons for waiting, but they were psychological. As you may also know, the butthole has more power than the mind. You can control your mind, and your digestive system and associated parts are going to work on their schedule, not yours.
Do not watch this at work. Do not watch it at lunch. Maybe you shouldn't watch this at all.