Oh my. This story takes some strange twists and turns.  If you pay attention though, you can learn how to do the "Racoon Dance".  Now the "Racoon Dance" is probably best not done in front of law enforcement, but it might be fun to gross your wife or girlfriend out.  More after the jump.

Nowhere in this story are 'bath salts' mentioned, but I'd say there's a high likelihood that they were involved.  And, stay with the story, because right near the end, the story takes ANOTHER ugly turn.  Here's the story: