Those Amish just can't hold their liquor now can they?  There is so much messin' up going on with this story that it's almost hard to keep up with.  Let's just say it ends up with a bunch of buggies in a pile up and one lonely wheel spinning slowly as a witness to the devastation.  Details after the jump.

Even some Amish like to cut loose every once in a while.  The problem with this is, they tend to always be a 'little out of practice".   Here's the story with the Heathen:

And just for grins here's Weird Al with "Amish Paradise".