There are certain places you shouldn't take your baby, for instance the dogfights (hopefully you don't go to dogfights to begin with).  Anyways, get a baby sitter, especially if you're going to do something illegal. More after the break.

I understand wanting to keep your kid close by, but there are times when you two could just use a little time apart, say when you're using prostitutes for example.  Here's the RockShow with the story: