Do you even remember the plot of "Risky Business"?  Basically Tom Cruise turned his families house into a whorehouse in order to raise funds for college.  We have a story that's quite similar, but the funds were strait up to pay the hookers.   More after the jump.

So in short, don't rent your house out to somebody while you're gone.  You may think you're going to make a few bucks, but you could end up with a house you don't want to live in.  Check it out: