I guess the title to today's bit is just a little aside, because the story is actually about a theft at a Sam's Club.  Yeppers, Shannon and her TWO lovers decided to visit the local Sam's club for a jewelry heist. Things did not go to well.  More after the jump.

Dude, it has to be so weird hanging out with your wives ex-husband.  Then again, I guess people who team up to steal aren't really worried about what is or is not weird.  We've got the story of the theft, plus the big question, why is something of that value in a Sam's Club?