Who doesn't love a good waterslide?  They are both cooling and terrifying!  Now imagine one so fast that it may be messing up lady parts?  Leave it to the Germans to come up with a waterslide that leaves you with that 'just molested by a fire house feeling".  More after the jump.

I have NEVER heard of a waterslide operating at the speed that "The Phaser" in Germany does.  When they tell you to "cross your legs" you better do it, or you're going to get a seriously unwanted deep cleaning. Here's the story: