The RockShow Big One: The German Cooch-Buster
Who doesn’t love a good waterslide? They are both cooling and terrifying! Now imagine one so fast that it may be messing up lady parts? Leave it to the Germans to come up with a waterslide that leaves you with that ‘just molested by a fire house feeling”. More after the jump.
I have NEVER heard of a waterslide operating at the speed that “The Phaser” in Germany does. When they tell you to “cross your legs” you better do it, or you’re going to get a seriously unwanted deep cleaning. Here’s the story: