Okay, so the thrust of this story is not the Sharktopus, it's just where it ends up.  It seems some assbag wanting a day off set a nuclear submarine on fire.  Explain to me how that's good.  More after the jump.

Hey I've got a great idea!  Let's not dumb flaming nuclear material into the ocean!  Can we agree that that is probably not the best thing for the ocean and our health in general?  Fishies and coral and seaweed and stuff seem to be pretty good in helping sustain life on this planet; let's not go mucking about in their world with plutonium.  Here's the story: