The Top 3 Texas Tech - 'The Walking Dead' Jokes

The two big stories around here this weekend were the Texas Tech game and the explosive and bloody Season 7 premiere of "The Walking Dead." Although there are no spoilers here, it would help if you were familiar with both.

So, Texas Tech took another one in the shorts, while Negan took a bat to Rick's group. Both were pretty brutal. But enough talk about "The Walking Dead," or as I like to call them, the Texas Tech coaching staff. (Yeah, that was a bonus one-liner.)

Here are some jokes to share with your friends.

You know what the cast of "The Walking Dead" and the Texas Tech coaching staff have in common? Not many will survive the season.

What's the difference between Negan and Kliff Kingsbury? Negan beats his competition.

You know what Rick and the Texas Tech Athletic Director have in common? Before long, they'll both be forced to get the ax.