It's time for the people of Lubbock to step up and outfit this town with Sharknado Sirens. Evidently the threat of sharks being whipped up into hurricane level winds and twisters is increasing and we must protect those dumbasses out there who can't tell that flying sharks are in the air.

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So what's worse than a tornado?  A TORNADO FULL OF SHARKS.  You could be torn to pieces two different ways. That's why I say it's high time to install sirens all of the city to warn of this terror from above.  You don't believe or agree with me?  Then check out the trailer for "Sharknado".

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