The Ugly Truth About Eating Utensils [VIDEO/NSFW]

I taped this one a couple of days ago and I'm still "hot" about the subject matter. Do you every feel like something makes sense to you, but the rest of the world just "doesn't get it?"  I feel that way all the time.

I believe in good manners and the golden rule. I'm not a lawless sort, or even crude in public (unless I'm appearing as part of the morning show). At the same time, I hate those who stand on convention.  Some things will get outdated in a lifetime, or in this case, over hundreds or thousands of years.