The Ugly Truth: Whales [VIDEO]

It's an "extra" Ugly Truth.  I guess maybe it's not an "extra" since I don't do them on any real regular basis; I just wait for stuff to build up in my head until it has to spill out.  Today I had one thing I knew I'd have to get off my chest or I wouldn't be able to sleep (yes, stuff like this really keeps me up at night).  Details after the jump.

Yeah, I'd like to be more "adult" about this topic and others like it...but I'm not, so let's work through this thing in some manner that will make all parties happy.  I KNOW they had to have this conversation at the Burger King headquarters and somebody said "it's a scientific term".  Well, just because it's a "scientific term" doesn't mean it needs to be near food.  Here's the Ugly Truth About Whales: