There Will Be No Creepy Clown Purge This Year

Yuh know I how know some folks are dumb?  Pretty simple. They allow fantasy to break into their reality.

I've seen a number of sketchy sites/shares claiming the "creepy clowns" will go on a "purge" on October 30th. All this topic of "creepy clowns" as if they are all part of a union or something is amazingly ridiculous. Then again, this isn't the first time this kind of thing has happened.

Anybody want to guess what happened after "The Exorcist" came out? Yup! Most "demonic possessions" were reported. Now, anybody want to guess what happened after "Jaws" came out?  That's right, more reports of incidents with sharks.

I see a real problem with the United States right now. The smart are getting smarter and the dumb are getting dumber. What is crazy about the dumb getting dumber is that they're no stupid, they are just incredibly ill-informed. If these knuckleheads would take just a little more time to investigate where they're getting their information, they could join the smarter folks in no time.

I could help a little bit though. There will be no purge, no Jade Helm, no chemtrails, no new world order, no one going door to door to take your guns, no war on xmas, no FEMA camps, no martial law, no zombie apocalypse, no second coming, no civil war and we're not going to run out of chocolate.

You're welcome.

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